Joe Picks an NFL Team By: Dan and Joe

Joe, a huge NFL fan abandoned by his home team, sets out to find a new NFL team to root for.

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Episodes

  • The Finale Thu Sep 28

    2:04:22 – It all comes down to this. In our longest podcast ever, every angle is analyzed, every detail examined, every fact scrutinized, and perhaps, if we are lucky, Joe will fulfill the destiny of this podcast series and pick an NFL team.

  • The Playoffs Continue: Final Four Fri Sep 15

    2:02:35 – Four teams come in, and only two make it out of this episode. How can making two decisions take over two hours? Listen to find out...

  • The Playoffs Continue: Elite Eight - Part 2 Fri Sep 08

    1:06:30 – For the second round of the playoffs, we add in new info to help make these tough decisions: A game of madden, the teams' celebrity fans and local pubs Joe might visit to watch his new team play. Part 2 of 2.

  • The Playoffs Continue: Elite Eight - Part 1 Thu Sep 07

    50:10 – For the second round of the playoffs, we add in new info to help make these tough decisions: A game of madden, the teams' celebrity fans and local pubs Joe might visit to watch his new team play. Part 1 of 2.

  • The Playoffs Continue: Sweet Sixteen - Part 2 Tue Sep 05

    1:04:28 – After so much time and energy invested in each team and fanbase, Joe is finally forced to make hard choices as he hones in on his new team. Finishing off the sweet sixteen with part 2 of 2.

  • The Playoffs Begin: Sweet Sixteen - Part 1 Sun Sep 03

    1:24:40 – After so much time and energy invested in each team and fanbase, Joe is finally forced to make hard choices as he hones in on his new team. As per usual no detail was left uncovered so this is part 1 of 2.

  • Detroit Lions Fri Sep 01

    58:31 – In the final episode of our regular season we travel to the motor city to discuss the Lions. Will the King of the Jungle become the King of Joe's heart?

  • Miami Dolphins Thu Aug 31

    1:02:54 – Joe's former team was a coastal city known for it's warm weather and beautiful beaches. Perhaps Miami, known for it's warm weather and beautiful beaches, might serve as an easy substitution.

  • Playoff Planning Spectacular Wed Aug 30

    56:56 – Dan and Joe talk about the most pressing issue as the podcast nears the end: How the heck is Joe going to actually pick a team? We hear some ideas from the superfans and then hash it all out. Superfan Alert: The voting is open for the all-important *zombie team*. Get those votes in!

  • San Francisco 49ers Sun Aug 27

    54:26 – Turning Dan's local team into a lightning episode proved impossible, but will all that extra knowledge help or hurt Joe's chances of moving them into the Sweet 16?

  • Chicago Bears Sat Aug 26

    37:36 – All research supplied by Superfan Sean for the third of our four lightning teams. The Bears have a long and storied history, but have been a bit woeful in recent years. Will their legacy be enough for Joe to look past their mediocre past few seasons?

  • Los Angeles Rams Thu Aug 24

    34:50 – All research supplied by Superfan Riley "The Diabetic" for the second of our four lightning teams. The Rams now inhabit the very same city as Joe's former team. Will this help or hurt their cause in gaining his fandom?

  • Jacksonville Jaguars Wed Aug 23

    32:50 – All research supplied by Superfan Bez for the first of our four lightning teams. Our second big cat in a row! Will the Jags join their fellow feline mascots and find a way into the sweet 16?

  • Carolina Panthers Sat Aug 19

    1:17:58 – Let's finish out another division: the NFC South! This team hasn't been around for too long but has already made the Super Bowl twice as many times as the Chargers ever did. Will Joe be a fan for their next Super Bowl run or will he reject his first feline mascot?

  • Oakland Raiders Thu Aug 17

    1:22:51 – And we finish off the AFC west with *the* former division rival. Will Joe be open to trading out his powder blues for the silver and black, or will the old animus be too strong?

  • Kansas City Chiefs Mon Aug 07

    1:16:15 – The Chiefs used to be a division rival, but when viewed with a clean slate, perhaps that means Joe won't have to look outside the AFC West to find his new team.

  • Baltimore Ravens Thu Aug 03

    1:30:48 – And Joe, back to rating, with Dan dictating, and fans awaiting. Thy Ravens he will presently ponder, hoping his fandom they will not squander. Quoth the Joe, "Sweet Sixteen?", or is this thy Ravens' final scene?

  • Buffalo Bills Thu Jul 20

    1:17:20 – In the second half of our Music City Miracle double-header, we look at the losing team, the Bills. Fun fact: That was the last time the Bills made the playoffs. Come see how Joe ranks them and if they will find more success in Joe's heart than in the NFL standings.

  • Tennessee Titans Sun Jul 16

    1:27:51 – The first half of our Music City Miracle double-header looks at the winning team, the Titans. Given Joe's feeling about this division it might take a miracle to get to the sweet 16, but we know the Titans are capable of it.

  • Pittsburgh Steelers Tue Jul 04

    1:14:23 – The Steelers are a historic franchise with a record of success both in the past and the present, but how will they fare in Joe's rating system? Will they smelt their way into the sweet 16, or crash out without a helmet?

  • Indianapolis Colts Wed Jun 28

    1:09:49 – Joe's first visit to the NFC South didn't end that well, but Joe is 2/2 in supporting teams with equine mascots. Will the Colts continue this streak or will their luck run out?

  • Minnesota Vikings Wed Jun 21

    1:15:55 – Joe's first voyage into the NFC North, Green Bay, ended well. Will the Vikings follow the Packers into the sweet 16 or will they set off to sea only to never return? [Fixed version -- previous version cut off before the end]

  • New Orleans Saints Sat Jun 10

    1:53:04 – With Superfans pulling Joe in every direction, will the Saints march into the sweet 16 or will they just miss out on the playoffs (like the actual team)?

  • Green Bay Packers Wed May 31

    1:30:39 – Special guest Rob joins the podcast to talk about his beloved Green Bay Packers. Will Rob's presence help his team leap into the next round or will they be sent packing?

  • Arizona Cardinals Wed May 24

    1:31:42 – Thus far Joe has liked every NFL team with a bird logo. Will the Cardinals continue the pattern or will this be their last flight?

  • Washington Football Club Wed May 17

    1:27:08 – We finish off our first entire division, the NFC East, with Dan's beloved Washington Football Club. Considering it is such a well run franchise with such an iconic name, I can't imagine why Joe wouldn't want to be a fan of this team.

  • New England Patriots Mon May 15

    1:28:16 – Fresh off winning the Super Bowl, the Patriots have firmly established themselves at the top of the NFL hierarchy. But will their obvious greatness help or hurt them when it comes to Joe's potential fandom?

  • Cincinnati Bengals Wed May 03

    1:08:55 – Dan is live at the NFL draft with special guest Superfan Tony to break down Tony's team, the Cincinnati Bengals. Mel Kiper Jr gave the Bengals' draft a B-. What will Joe grade the franchise?

  • Seattle Seahawks Thu Apr 27

    1:13:04 – In this highly anticipated podcast, Joe gives a long answer to the simple question: Why not just pick the team where you live?

  • New York Giants Wed Apr 26

    59:41 – In 2004, Eli Manning refused to play for San Diego. Now 13 years later, will Joe let go of his past prejudices or will he return the favor?

  • Atlanta Falcons Fri Apr 14

    1:24:58 – Can we go an entire podcast about the Falcons without mentioning the Super Bowl? No. But listen to see if a redemption narrative is what Joe is looking for in a new team.

  • Houston Texans Mon Apr 03

    1:16:26 – We venture back to Texas and check out the other Texas team, the Houston Texans. Will Houston make the cut or will we have a problem with them?

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers Mon Mar 27

    1:03:20 – The Bucs are a team on the rise with an exciting young QB, is that enough to convince Joe to potentially be a fan?

  • New York Jets Fri Mar 24

    59:14 – Will Joe and the Jets be flying high next year or will Joe boo the Jets off the podcast?

  • Philadelphia Eagles Wed Mar 15

    52:03 – For the second part of our NFC East double header, we switch over to the Eagles. Will Joe find a sweet spot for the infamous Philadelphia fans? Bonus: Listen all the way to the end when a special guest jumps in to rate the drink.

  • Dallas Cowboys Tue Mar 14

    1:05:10 – We switch over to the NFC and explore the Dallas Cowboys. Will Joe jump on the bandwagon and become a fan of America's team?

  • Denver Broncos Wed Mar 08

    1:05:35 – The Denver Broncos were formerly a hated division rival. But without his former prejudices, will Joe find something to root for in the best team we've looked at so far?

  • Cleveland Browns Tue Feb 28

    45:32 – The Browns are often found towards the bottom of the standings, but will their colorful history and underdog status overcome their on-field results and make Joe a fan?

  • Los Angeles Chargers Fri Feb 24

    46:30 – A deep dive into Joe's former team will help us discover what he is looking for in a new team.

  • Teaser Wed Feb 22

    1:43 – Introduction to Joe Picks an NFL team